(1)
Patni us prani ka naam hai jo shadi ke pradham 10 -15 saal to tok tok
kar aapki saari aadten badalti raahe aur bad mai kahe ki aap pehle
jaise nahi rahe.

(2)
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha ek admi ne puchha kya hua?

Doctor: are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katvake chala

jata hai.

(3)

Teacher to student: is line ki english banao - Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.

Student - He done his work and done - dana - dan - done - dana - dan.

(4)

Ek aadmi sadhu se bola: -
Meri bibi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batayen na shadu ji....
Aur fir shadu gusse mai bole: -
abe saale upay agar mere paas hote to mai shadu kyon banta.

(5)

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek

gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya

“Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene

do..!”

(6)

Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho

(7)

Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.
Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par pada tha!!!

(8)

Pati patni se: - fir vahi bengan ,tumhe pata hai jada bengaan khane se aadmi agle janam mai gadha

banta hai.
Patni pati se: - ye bat to tumhe pichhale janam mai sochni chaahiye thi.

(9)

Ek orat-(raah chalte ladke ko sigrate pita dekh ke bolti hai)
kya tumhare ma baab ko pata hai ki tum sigrate pite ho?
Ladka-(orat se)kya aapke pati ko pata hai ki aap sadak chalte
kisi ajnavi se baat karti hai.?

(10)

Ek baar kela or nibu mai behas ho jati hai
Kela:-nibu se ki tujhe to katkar nichhod kar maja lete hai
Nibu:- kele se are han ! tere to kapde utar kar maja lete hai.

(11)

Ek machhar dusre machhar se: - dekh yar kamaal ho raha hai chuhe dani mai chuha hai sabun dani mai

sabun hai aur machhar dani mai aadmi so raha hai.