Some Puzzles  

Posted by Khatri The King

*1 dog road pr ulta pada tha toh log use worship karne lage. Kyu?
Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD

*Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?
Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI"

*Wat is the cube of 13?
Suroor,bcz
TERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR

*Wat did d mothr kangaroo say wen she found her baby missin?
"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari"

*Wat wud u cal a gal who never laughs?
HASI-NA

*Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?
Kyunki jb dil hi toot gaya toh "GK" kya karenge

*Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL''

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