Scientists have found water and ice on the moon......

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Toh dosto, hume sirf whisky le jani hogi Cheers!

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Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai

Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.

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1 Man jumped in2 sea & nvr came out
Nxt day 2nd man jumped in2 sea n nvr cameout

Banta Singh aftr watching diz concluded

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MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!

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Desi Boy: "Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain, Aap K Kitne Hain?

American Boy:
"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain"

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Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa?

Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

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Boy : Janeman! tute hue dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

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A birds shits on Santa Singh, Santa shouts angrily.... "Chadi nahi pehanta kya?"

The bird shouts back... "Tu chaddi me karta kya?"
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Crazy PJ

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick

SO WHAT

Chutki me chipkaye FEVIWIK

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Biwi (gusse me): tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.

Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Kyu kha rahi ho.

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The power of Dhobi

Dhobi is the only 1 person in the wold who can say...

Bhabi kapde nikal k rakhna, abhi aa ke leta hu...

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Kashmir ke angoor khatte hote
hai hamari shayari sunnewale
ullu ke patthe hote hai