1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...


2. "Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she
gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife
!! ..What do u say?


3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5
Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua
Spiderman.


4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... "UNMARRIED" ho.


5. Wife:1 baat bolu par mujhe maarna nahi
Hsbnd:Bolo
Wife:Mai Pregnant hu
Hsbnd:Its Gud news,dar kyo rahi thi
Wife:Shadi ke pehle papa ko bataya tha, badi maar pari thi.


6. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO


7. Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti
thi..
Husband-Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!


8. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

9. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."


12. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........
Immediately after Marriage !!
JAI HIND!!


13. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Gud Luck!


14. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai...
ha ha ha