Santa : What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Banta : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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SANTA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book
& wrote - 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'.

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SANTA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
BANTA : Really, what is he studying?
SANTA : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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SANTA : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SANTA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


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How do you recognize SADARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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SADARJI comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

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SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


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SANTA: I think that girl is deaf..
BANTA: How do you know?
SANTA: I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new.

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BANTA : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White.

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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..
Sardar to judge: You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame?


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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.


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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

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Sardar: Miss, you called to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)

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संता का बेटा पप्पू एक बार अपने दोस्तों के साथ क्रिकेट खेल कर आया !

संता ने पूछा , "कितने रन बनाये तुमने ?"

पप्पू बोला , " सेंचुरी होने में सिर्फ 100 रून्स बाकी रह गए थे , की इतने में मैं आउट हो गया ...."