1 bar exam me ques aya- "HIPS par essay likho".

To santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha,

tabhi ek bacha bola - "mam santa ne Guide khol rakhi hai, Cheating kar raha hai".

Customer-waiter aisi chai pilao jisse tanman jhoom uthe aur badan machalne lagey. waiter-sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai shakira ka nahi !!