What is India?
A Nation where Pizza reachs home Faster than Ambulance & Police..
Where U get Car Loan @ 5% bt Education Loan @ 12%..
Where Rice is Rs.40 bt Sim card is free..
Where people stndng at tea stal readng an article abt child labour frm newspaper n say "yaar bacho se kaam karwane waalo ko to fansi par chadaa dena chahiye'' n then they shout ''Oye CHOTU 2 chai la''
This is our INDIA
Incredible India..
Plz mind it.
Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon.
This is the picture of their first returned
Indian astronaut.
Just landed.
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1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you Saw Him / her Last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
