Public Toilet ki Deewar Par Likha tha-

Duniya Chand Par Pahuch gai,

Aur Tu Yaha Khadaa hai..

Sardar Niche Likh Aya: Su su kar k bas nikal hi raha hu...!

GF-Chand Kahaan Hai?

BF-chand 2 hai 1 Tum Aur 1 Upar.

After Marriage :

Bivi-Chand Kahaan Hai?

Pati-Andhi Hai?Wo Uper kya tera baap bulb jala k baitha hai.

Husband:- chaand dekha par tm jaisi chandani nai dekhi.

wife:- sindhi me chao na.

hsbnd:- chandra ditho par to jedi chandri kon dithi...:)