Beta U.S.A. se apni Maa ko phone karta hai..!
Maa mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai..?

Maa:- Beta tum India mat aana warna sab gadbad ho jayega.

Beta:- wo kaise?

Maa:- agar tu aa gaya to teri gharwali ko hoga,

teri gharwali se tere bhai ko,

tere bhai se nokrani ko,

nokrani se tere baap ko,

tere baap se teri mausi ko,

teri mausi se tere mausa ko,

tere mausa se mujhe,

or agar mujhe ho gaya to sara gaon tabah ho jayega.

Ab beta sare gaon ko tu hi bacha sakta hai.