A Pakistani soldier ran up to a Lady in Burkha. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The lady agreed.

A moment later two Military Police from IRAQ ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The lady replied, 'He went that way.'

After the Military people ran off, the Pakistani soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq..'

The lady in burkha said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The lady replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls as well.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.!!