Ladke Wale:
Ye KYa Batmiji Hai Aapki Ladki Ko Shram Nahi Aati
Undrgrment Me Hi Aa Gai
Ladki wale:
Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Ladki Hume Sirf 2 Kapdo Me ChahiYe.

2 TEARS wer flowin down a river.
1asked:who r u?
It said i'm d tear of a guy who nvr xpresd its luv.nd u?
I'm d tear of d girl who was waitin 4 it...

Teacher - 'Maine Tumhe Kutte Par Essay Likhne Keliye Kaha tha Tumne Likha Kyu Nahi.?'.

SARDAR-'Madam.... Jaise hi Maine Kutte Par Pencil Rakhi Woh Bhag Gaya..!!'

*1 dog road pr ulta pada tha toh log use worship karne lage. Kyu?
Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD

*Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?
Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI"

*Wat is the cube of 13?
Suroor,bcz
TERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR

*Wat did d mothr kangaroo say wen she found her baby missin?
"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari"

*Wat wud u cal a gal who never laughs?
HASI-NA

*Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?
Kyunki jb dil hi toot gaya toh "GK" kya karenge

*Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL''

Santa jalebi bech raha tha,
magar kah raha tha- "aalu le lo...aalu le lo"...
banta bola:ye to jalebi hai...
santa:chup ho jao,abhi makkhiya aa jaegi.

Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hote he?
tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote he?
Qki tumhe to intelligent dost mile he ..
kismt to sali hmari futi he.

Besharam Ladki ne ghar se bhag k shaadi ki.

5 din baad wo rote hue wapis i.

Baap: Aab q i ho?

Ladki: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla.
N95 b China wala tha.